another diary
lmfao @kid pic
being a kid
wasnt life as a kid kool!!,no worries ,no stress,no bills,can you scottish kids born in the sixties remember free school milk?in bottles as well!! and going to school with your small glow in the dark arm bands on!!! yup i was one a them,and not forgetting the power cuts!!,or was that the seventies!!,anywae,i do remember the blackouts as we named it! no power, no lights etc etc,the local shop done a trade in candles that year,and that was the year i got another good smack!!!(for free)
wasnt life as a kid kool!!,no worries ,no stress,no bills,can you scottish kids born in the sixties remember free school milk?in bottles as well!! and going to school with your small glow in the dark arm bands on!!! yup i was one a them,and not forgetting the power cuts!!,or was that the seventies!!,anywae,i do remember the blackouts as we named it! no power, no lights etc etc,the local shop done a trade in candles that year,and that was the year i got another good smack!!!(for free)
we got no light maw!!
during the power cuts of the 60s/70s,we were constantly without power,ending up with ma dad cooking beans on top of a parrafin stove ,hell it wasnt that often a seen ma dad,apart from when he used to fall through the front door tottally drunk on sherry,did a mention he was an alcoholic,but a good man,he never missed a day of work in his life,and boy!! could he cook!! he made he best fritters in scotland,he could tell a good story about the war in 1940s,he used to go on and fekin on about what he done in the army for churchill(aye right dad),and me like a sucker actually believed it,to one day ma auntie arrived,oops!!!!!!!!!! naw is wasnt!! it wiz his sister ,(bella)*bella the boot a used to call her, also fae wishaw&what an old boot she was,worked in the local cinema in the main street,now called mecca fekin bingo or summit.........>here and bella if your reading this fookin story,thanks fur bombin me out the pictures half way through ma first ever cinema trip(bitch) ok a stole your new red glow in the dark torch,let bye gones be bye gones eh............fuk a lost the plot there ..........back to ma dads war stories,he was shelled/either/,on a mission impossible,or away on a secret mission,(torpedoed)&took about 60 shots in the back by a german sniper..............dad !one thing!! if ure up there<------- looking down on me!! i got one thing to say!!!......you lying ba*****D..bella told me!!you went a.w.o.l(correct me if am wrong) hahaha,you ended up in the catering corps( a cook) and never seen beyond cattarick garrison---> here and for the other good hiding you gave me for the following!!!??we had the so called power cut one nite!! think back (hahaha) you were cooking on the parrafin stove (*beans again"!!) and i looked out of the blinds at the front window and said!!! and quote me if am wrong here!! .....mum,mum!! if its a power cut!! how come everyones lights are on in the street!!............never seen ma dad run so quick in his life....... well a got a good smack in ma arse,fuk a didnt know he never paid the electric bill and you got cut off by the wee man in the black coat&clipboard in hand(laffin my my ass off at you bigman
