hillarious

ok as you all know i now work for an abbotoir in wishaw as a delivery driver...yes joker delivers all your fresh beef/pork/lamb etc etc,a very heavy lifting job apart from the blood and guts its a kool job,i had to deliver a whole side a beef to a butchers in glasgow other day, and entered the shop to see a very smartly looking dressed guy,(hair all gelled,waving out the shop to all the young ladies going bye.................ooooooooooo look at me ladies im a trainee butcher,as joker rushes bye him, turning the corner to slap him clearly up the side of the head with a side a beef,hair covered in fresh blood,i stood there pissing myself laffin......... oops!!! sorry bud! i said,as he ran to the nearest mirror