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Saturday, 24 March 2007

new ~new~ new ~new~ daily joke

Woman sees sign outside pet shop CLITORIS LICKING FROG 50p.
so she goes in and says i,d like to see the clitoris licking frog please, and the bloke behind the counter winks and says....... BONJOUR.!






omfggg i got that as a txt mesage and laffed me fukin ass off

due to pop demand

ok readers of jokers blog,ive had a few peeps on me messenger askin me for some more prank calls,and who am i too argue :-),am just the janitor around here..... im soo busy adding mpegs etc me diaries are behind soooo

after these hillarious prank calls im adding the infamous jokers "last rites diary", this is the diary wen i nearly topped meself,why? ...well u will just have too wait and see,ya nosey bastards lol....... ok for those that asked me here are some funny prank calls ...... and if u got kids in the house get ya earphones on there adultish enjoy...........luvvly jubbly








SEXY_BITCH.mp3


vibrator.mp3


dog.mp3


aol.mp3

learn chinese


ok heres the original

Proclaimers - I Wo...

and heres another /sunshine on leith!!






Proclaimers - Suns...

ok there something good thats came outta scotland

aye its the proclaimers,the gorgeous twins(lmfao),i must say tho there music was good ,and is still heard around up here in scotland.... normally wen i cant get a fukin taxi home from the old oak in ......... lol
enjoy......... joker.




The Proclaimers fe...

another prank call

chinese_chicken.mp...

try the new jokergoogle search engine lol

yes its true joker has a new search engine click here