flinstones animation? lmao

and u thot harry the fuckin hamster was bad? meet lenny

back to the "fatherland"

what havent a done?

ive been there" got the teashirt,read the fuckin book.., it came to the stage in the army when enough was enough,a tried every trick in the book to get booted out,constantly going a.w.o.l,humping a sargeants daughter,even tried doin maself in (true),and am still here" canny even get that right" and will type that diary after this hillarious one"after ma tour in canada a arrived back in sunny bunde(germany),and was promised a posting off my choice,hey" a put in for Qcar driver in canada,driving about officers all day long" and did a get it? no fuckin chance,me and ma mates were lookin on the postings board and where did a get?......... the worse place in britain" catterick garrison".aye a right shithole of a place in yorkshire,a remember going into the commanding officers office and him sat there telling me where am going ,with a big smirk on his face he said" right watson" a know what your trying to do,and" it aint gonna work son,no one works there ticket in the army"(how fuckin wrong he was") before going back to england a had a short posting to osnabruck,another transport regiment whom were re-locating to catterick",so......... it was all planned by the army to teach me a lesson"this bastard had it in for me....so what do u do?? go fuckin a.w.o.l (again) :-) yup" dont let the fuckers grind u down aldo,a packed ma kit bag and went to the bundesbank(the bank that likes to say "yes" asked for a loan",and the fuckers said "no chance".......a had enough deutchmarks to get me to the "hook van holland",a actually hitched a lift from germany right doon tae holland and got a ticket heading for harwich(england),this diary is a 100% true"so theres me on the ferry waving "ta fuckin ta" to germany,and a meets up wae a load a soldiers going on leave,we got totally pissed in the bar,a have never drank so much in ma life as a did that day(lying bastard aldo),& never even put ma hand in ma pocket.last thing a remember about that event was being carried to a bunk,and several hours later wakening up".......... yay" am in england"................or?fuckin wakening up to find that a had slept through the visit to harwich and where was a?back in the hook van holland...yep" a had slept through the stop and ended up where a fuckin started........(nae luck aldo).so back to the camp a headed,and eventually re-locating to catterick garrison.a had to get the fuck outa this army life man,it was doing ma head in,the first week-end leave arrived and was asked by a room mate if a wanted tae go tae "coventry",hey anywheres fuckin better than catterick,so" a agreed and headed doon the m6,a had a brilliant week-end in coventry,he took me to a pub where we met up with his girlfriend and her mate(3 legs),aye true" she had a huge "great dane" that had a leg missing,she asked me if a wanted to come roon her house on the saturday" me being the gent that a am agreed,a turned up aboot ten in the mornin,had a couple a coffees and she asked me if a wanted to take the dog for a walk" aye sure a said"...so theres me out walkin the mutt and spots a pub :-) ah "fuck it" a walks in for a quick pint wae the mutt,every ones well amused wae the 3 legged dog and a ends up letting it drink beer out a huge ashtray""the fuckin thing ended up drinking me under the table" matching me "pint for pint"have you ever seen a drunk great dane"?well, me and this girls mutt crawls back to her house and a spotted her stood at the door wae her parents wondering where the fuck weve been for the last 3 hours(burp),the dog was actually leaning against the wall walkin up her drive way,was a popular? no chance man,we stummbled in her house and the dog puked all over the cream carpet""read about a.l.d.o.s last rights"" coming shortly!!!