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army diary continued

i gotta follow this diary up!...........so here we go troops"after getting a fkin good doin for makin a complete arse off masell on the ranges, i decided enuff was enuff".......start "takin the pish aldo!...the army wasnt for me" trust me a fuckin hated it wae a vengance,then one day an officer sat me down and asked what ma problem was" i explained...............look sir! i ,a feel like a retard,cant talk right "coz i got the worse stutter in britain,cant say ma name,rank&fuckin number!&ure askin me what ma problem is???duh".......he then "and this is true!, alan i had a stammer once and went to a speach therapist!!...the army(after you pass out soon) is gonna send u on a speech therapy course"...big fuckin wow!!,a said...... (didnae know it was gonna be 3 years later ) :-(was the best thing that ever happened tae me(in the end) but in the mean time" i was stuck with my stammer", i had a couple a weeks left in buller barracks in aldershot,and had too make the most of it",so......me and a few mates decided tae hit the town,and go on the pish" yes get totally pished"we had our best week-end off ,nae being on guard 24/7...bullin boots,ironin clothes(fuck all).so 8 off us split intae two ,and hit aldershot town!..we thought we were it" ever seen the movie "an officer and a gentleman??"...aldo the new recruit" and a "virgin" ok ok ok"(true!! i admit it noo ) ma best friend was my left hand;-) i started late in life!,a was 17 never had a bit a pussy in ma life!,fuck i was rampant as a lion!! !i wanted tae get ma leg over,,nae fanny in aldershot" they were too busy gettin humped by the parachute regiment"we ended up in a place called "guilford",it was an army nurses place,where they all trained! surely tae god" a would get ma wicked wae ?not a cat in hells chance" me and another m8 from glesgae eyed these two lassies up(nurses)in a wee pub in guildford".......whos the shy lad they said" tae ma m8 :-O,this lassie walked over tae me !and asked me if it was okey if we teamed up as a four sum :-)....bought them drinks all night!!!"yes!!! ive cracked it a thot??,so being the dum ass cunt i was, said aye" nnnnaaaaeaaa bbbbooootttthhher rrrddddoooolllllllll(stuttering bastart"),she giggled"......a nearly passed oot (again),they sat next tae us all night" a thought i was in love :-) as this rampant wee bitch,dragged me up on the dance floor all night,rubbin ma knob"...nearly came in ma pants twice (hahahah)........then as the night ended",a built up the courage tae spurt oot"......any chance of a hump doll" (a swear tae god"....... she turned tae me n said"sorry but the lassie ure m8 is dancing with is ma lover :-) "fuckin blowin oot again a.l.d.o(yes"she liked pussy more than a did:-(,so..................a virgin a remained" so read the next diary..i managed to get through ma ten weeks basic training:-)!! but thats another diary" check back soon