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Saturday, 31 March 2007

jokers last army diary post towards the army... i did it my way!!

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And now, the end is here,And so I face my final army diary


you fucks, I'll say it clear,I'll state my courtcase, of which I'm certain


I've lived a soldiers life ,in all your jails


I broke each and all youre rulebooks,

And more, much more than this, oooo yes!!I took the piss


Regrets? noo wae ive had a blast


But then again, at your expense


I did what I had to do,to go awol awae from you


I planned each escape, each careful step along the byway


And more, much more than this, ooo yes!!I did it my way


Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew

,theres more to life than ironing shirts andbulling fuckin shoes


But through it all, when there was doubt,

i pissed myself laffin, and spat you all out


I faced it all and I stood tall and soooo!!did it my way


I've loved, and screwed a few,I've had my fill, my share of boozing


And now, as i think back, I find it all so fuckin amusing,

To think I did all that
And may I say, to this day"Oh, no, oh, no, wasnae me sir!,

I did it my way"


For who is joker, what has he got?

If not himself, then he has naught

,To say the things i truly feel

and not the words of one who kneels

, my army records shows I took the blows

and joker did it his way

yes it was done jokers way!!!
lmao joker 2007


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