ma diaries" eh" where was a?oh aye"
back tae aldershot(buller barracks),well wishaw never done me any favours,hadnt changed wan bit(,for fuck sake),a had only been away 10 weeks,seemed like a lifetime,and there was me heading back early from two weeks leave,totally bored oot my skull/,as soon as i arrived back in colditz<------ it suddenly hit me"...im not a mong anymore(new recruit), i was now a soldier:-),awaiting a posting abroad",all i could think about was when my 1st fuck was gonna happen (hahaha),aw come on! hey a wasnt 18 yet :-). even the new recruits in the camp looked up to me!....only because they were "midgets :-) i had a few more months to push in aldershot,driver training!!! oo yes",aldo the (L) driver) ,clear the fuckin streets,theres a mad man on the roads...i managed to pass my car licience straight away(ok 2 weeks with B.S.M. ,and ended up going away on a mechanics course in grantham,think thats how its spelt....anywae,it was in lincolnshire,and wit a fuckin dive off a place. a remember one saturday afternoon ,going down the local town wae a couple a mates and gettin totally pished,ended up this welsh guy(taffy) bringing this minger back tae the barracks fuck this thing was fuckin ugly man!. heres a story" a was woke up about 4 in the mornin,bye this moaning sound across the bed from me ,thought taffy was enjoying himself with the minger he fetched back,put my bedside light on to find this lassie playin wae herself across the bed from me(gulp)............she gets up from the bed" walks over tae my bed , sits beside me"...... oh my fuckin god!! i was brickin myself" "taffy used me she said".......>aldo<--------ah hes no worth it doll :-) (tryin ma best tae get summit),then she moved close-->r and closer -->tae her huge tits" were nearly in my face,fuck i was sweating like a rapist in court,she had the biggest tits i had seen in my life(dont get many a them to the kilo) :-),she started rubbing my legs through the wire wool sheets the army had supplied (lol),and reached over,kissing me on the lips,ramming her tongue down my throat like a bitch possessed,hey!!!!! this was it" aldo<----- get in there son!!........ i responded in orderly fashion by ripping her pants off...she went to straddle me when..................... the lights go on in the billet to find two guardsmen shining a fuckin torch in my face",wot the fffffff watson!!!!,aye u guessed it,no fuckin leg over again,i was throwin in jail overnight,and sent back to aldershot in disgrace (so fuckin wot) finally i got a posting to germany (bunde) was i gonna sow my oats there?? i fuckin hope so............ joker :)
