aldo the "sniper"yes i was being trained by the british army in aldershot to become the elite,it was our chance on the ranges,and off we marched to the armoury to collect our weapons :-).we had trained for weeks,and noo was our chance to let it rip on the firing ranges! live ammo as well" god a felt like rambo*.. armed to the teeth,we finally arrived in the back off a 3 ton lorry,lined up and showin the ins and outs,fuck that" a wanna blast sum poor fucker:-),turned out it was part off our test towards passing out after our ten weeks training exam. anywae! part off this test was to run forwards with a gpmg machine gun ,drop to the deck fire 0ff a rapid burst,get back up"dash forward, stand firing a few more shots, then away again. running down this well set up shooting range....... "hey it looks easy" :-).rite "watson!!! ure up next :-),this was it"........up a ran ready fir combat" gpmg wrapped around my neck"yes rambo eat yir fuckin heart oot son"&off i went! running down this sand pit"down"down" this sargeant screams!! so as you do:-) i hit the deck like a bag a shit and blasted 5 maybe six rounds off"whos a good boy eh :-),up",he shouted"run forward 100 yards watson" crouch!,then fire off another burst"there a was sprinting down this shooting range like a fuckin "madman"......and !!!!the neck strap came loose"wrapped around my leg,sending me head first into the sand"bye then the barrel of the machine gun was buried about 2 feet into the sand as my trigger finger jammed "emptying the whole fuckin magazine in a matter of seconds :-O "oh "oh!!,suddenly i felt this size ten army boot in the back of ma head"talk aboot seeing stars*,and as a result got the shite kicked oota me(assholes".hey"accidents happen". but to me its a regular occurence"....
