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Sunday, 27 May 2007

a best friend

ever had one? noo i mean a good friend?. well apart from helen i got a good women her name? tazzy, she is all i ever wanted in a friend,we laugh,cry,and crack up....tazzy i met in a chatroom many moons ago(lol)........... @first we hated each other with a FUKIN VENGEANCE ...
but i must admit,and this is a first .((((she tamed me))),and for that, i have so much respect for her

i was a rebel without a cause,the chatroom nightmare.so i have invited tazzy and her daughter to scotland for my weddings,she will be well looked after. i even might hook her up with my brother steven ;-) there u go tazzy babe lol ,yes i have brothers,two) yes we are the three amegos i just hope hes out on parole wen u come over roflllllllllll(no joke)

the wedding/ yes here is the invite so far

me/helen
mybrother/jim and ruth
helens maw&kenny
gordon helens son
marina, gordons partner
the kids,michaela,baby g,and lana
my brothers,jim,and steven(if he aint in jail) lmao
my twin sister aileen (yes theres another me)
isobel my other sister,and her daughters(god there fit)
my step father jim(a good man) he looked after my mum wen she passed awae
the neighbours about 10
chewkie &partner if she wants to come along
friends from my msn groups salty,maw,hero etc etc(10)
mates from the old oak inn rutherglen(loads)
mates from work(fuck sake just invite half a scotland)

have i missed somene?

get ure fukin names down now

so anyone that wants to come along u are more than wecome

joker

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