blog update

well im relieved,been to the docs yesterday im on antibiotics ,he thinks the lumps i have are cysts caused by maybe puing a few hairs out by accident :P

im clean :-), all that fekin worrying for nowt

class

laugh of the day..... paris hilton spoof

coming soon

yay!! just got back from arrochar

a tip?

if the new photo widget music(paris hilton song) is fukin bothering you?
look too the left lower side of the widget ? u will see a speaker icon ? click it twice to stop the song!
i just wanna hump her :-)

rite im away

aye,meself and helen are awae tae arrochar for the week-end ........... yes!!! fukin freedom atlast,catch u all about sunday

meet helen

who is ripping who off?

a best friend

ever had one? noo i mean a good friend?. well apart from helen i got a good women her name? tazzy, she is all i ever wanted in a friend,we laugh,cry,and crack up....tazzy i met in a chatroom many moons ago(lol)........... @first we hated each other with a FUKIN VENGEANCE ...
but i must admit,and this is a first .((((she tamed me))),and for that, i have so much respect for her

i was a rebel without a cause,the chatroom nightmare.so i have invited tazzy and her daughter to scotland for my weddings,she will be well looked after. i even might hook her up with my brother steven ;-) there u go tazzy babe lol ,yes i have brothers,two) yes we are the three amegos i just hope hes out on parole wen u come over roflllllllllll(no joke)

the wedding/ yes here is the invite so far

me/helen
mybrother/jim and ruth
helens maw&kenny
gordon helens son
marina, gordons partner
the kids,michaela,baby g,and lana
my brothers,jim,and steven(if he aint in jail) lmao
my twin sister aileen (yes theres another me)
isobel my other sister,and her daughters(god there fit)
my step father jim(a good man) he looked after my mum wen she passed awae
the neighbours about 10
chewkie &partner if she wants to come along
friends from my msn groups salty,maw,hero etc etc(10)
mates from the old oak inn rutherglen(loads)
mates from work(fuck sake just invite half a scotland)

have i missed somene?

get ure fukin names down now

so anyone that wants to come along u are more than wecome

joker

yes!! i deff would!!!

hillarious

ok as you all know i now work for an abbotoir in wishaw as a delivery driver...yes joker delivers all your fresh beef/pork/lamb etc etc,a very heavy lifting job apart from the blood and guts its a kool job,i had to deliver a whole side a beef to a butchers in glasgow other day, and entered the shop to see a very smartly looking dressed guy,(hair all gelled,waving out the shop to all the young ladies going bye.................ooooooooooo look at me ladies im a trainee butcher,as joker rushes bye him, turning the corner to slap him clearly up the side of the head with a side a beef,hair covered in fresh blood,i stood there pissing myself laffin......... oops!!! sorry bud! i said,as he ran to the nearest mirror

ellooooooooooooo

yes me again ,just back from work,wel that was a shift and a half, up to carluke,lanark,locherbie,annan dumfries then lesmahago........... left the yard@8am back in yard @ 2pm................. joker you fukin part timer you........... piss off your just jealous (haha).roll on the week end im of for the bank holiday,taking the caravan down to ayr :-)

yay!!

hellooooooo yes im back :-) another shift done,ended up driving to ayr troon,ardrossan etc etc,never rained much and i had a good day

morning!!!

05:40 thursday may the 17th, yes just getting ready for the off ,day 4 of my new job in wishaw,hows it going? well its a job(lol) was on the ferry yesterday heading for dunoon after doing a few drops in glasgow and erskine. half past six start in the morning and finnished around 2/2/30pm cant be bad eh!!

and yes,im still off the alchohol :-). i dont work week-ends so maybe have time to do a video diary.... right i better split,catch you all later..

joker

travis/closer

massage me ladies

well how did my 1st day go :-)

started @ 6:30 am, geeze u ever been in an abattoir, all them poor lambs and shit getting there last rites....every bone in my body aches,yes even that (bone) ;-) i was loaded and out the depot at 8am,a few drops in motherwell,craigneuk,then back to the depot for a reload.....gimme a week and i should have arms like Popeye...

i was truly fucked@ the end of the day,but like any heavy lifting job i suppose a will get used to it
so it was just a day to see if i liked the job? its a job aint it...and someones gotta do it.so i officially start on monday..... the betting has all ready started as to how long joker lasts on this one (lol)

i was shattered last night and thouht hmmmmmmmm,i just go lay down for an hour, fuckin hell i dropped off @ 7pm and woke up just gone 02:30 am

omg!! bad news!!

ok fuckin brace yourselfs! i got a job :p~~~ lmao
yes no more lazy ass joker,im back driving working for a meat company here in glasgow



scotland" lock up ure daughters,im in tommorrow for a test run :-)

kool song