meet scooter

scooter.mp3

yay i fixed my problemo :p

ok heres wot i did :d... i uploaded virgin broadband too the laptop / then added a wireless router to it and hey presto im back roflllllll cant keep me awae eh lol whilst im here listen to this prank

SEXY_BITCH.mp3

ive really fucked up this time

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ok hee goes testing testing 1 2 free :d

go fish ?

rite enuff is enuff<---- fuk the spellin heres my daily gripe.......... i store all me videos at go fish and now am gettin pop ups ive e mailed the fukin fannies 3 times and im still gettin them....... so im gonna find another site


go fish? go fuck ure selves :-)

a good one

right this guy gets busted live on air listen

guybusted.mp3

hey peeps :p

ok here we go with the latest round off prank calls......... funny but aint as funny as mine will be im going live over the next few weeks jokersprankcalls........... enjoy this one for now... i love ure wife .. enjoy

iloveurewife.mp3

letter from me bro in prison

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hey there

ok here is the new comic relief video bye the proclaimers........ enjoy

as promised roflllllll

aldos last rites!

here i am stuck in this shithole named "catterick,talk about depressed" a was so fuckin low man,if the army wont discharge me then fuckin fine" as a last resort a thot about doing maself in at one stage(true)..read on......yet again i was back in jail... (wots new aldo?) and why??----->ok a came up wae the perfect plan? steal a car :-)so... a headed to richmond one day" just up the road from the camp,my self and 3 mates,went into the local pub,got half pished,and decided we were all doing a bunk(a.w.o.l)a sat at the pub window lookin out over the square in richmond and watched all the cars pulling up ootside a butchers shop,they were in and back oot,still leaving there engines running,i came up wae the perfect plan" rite boys" a said" the next motor to pull up ootside this butchers am fuckin stealin it :-).....5 minutes later a runs outside after spotting this silly cow get out the motor leaving the engine running and goin into the butcher shop" a was like a fly round a shite",a ran outside,and stole her motor,a wee mini it was",we all agreed tae go onthe run chippin in for fuel. "where the fuck wee goin says ma mate" a phones the lassie a met in coventry askin her if it was okey tae come tae her house"aye she said come doon(obviously she wanted ma bod :-) rite lets go coventry a said!so we headed doon south,past birmingham,and into coventry,we were pure shitting ourselves,every time a cop car passed us we fuckin froze,so.. am at these set a traffic lights,2 minutes awae from the lassies house and.......a fuckin cop car pulls behind us!,a pulls the hand break on" but rolls intae the back off the cop car ,fuckin bummer man!!!as a turned right towards her house ,the cop followed me...eventually a ended up in this dead end.......fuck sake thats us guys weve had a said",the cop arrives at the drivers window" as am rolling it down"....this your motor he says!.........fuckin duh!!!! he knew it was stolen,we all got arressted and took to stoney stanton road police station,say fuck all a said tae ma mates" nae chance man we were busted" they spotted our "dogtags" hanging around our necks...well and trully banged up we were"aboot half a hour later they took us out the cells,we went to the front desk, here is the convo:officer: rite guys count yourselves very lucky", ure officers on the phone"us: aye whats happenin man"officer: your all going back by train to catterick,they will deal wae you all there"us: fuckin brilliant"officer: who the fucks "watson" so here a was puttin ma hand up ,me: aye" thats me bud!!officer: rite watson ure stayin here theres a fuckin escort coming fae catterick to pick u up your fuckin jokin a screamed!! a ended up wae not 2 escorts" but 3 military police to escort ma ass back to catterick in handcuffs...,we were all up in court within two weeks,all ma mates got away with a poxy warning",aldo got 14 fuckin days in jail(again)...so.am in this jail serving ma time" and who turns up?? only ma brother (found oot a was jailed)who was posted in catterick as well,,as ma days went bye a got more and more depressed!,one day we were marched oot the cell to go and paint kerb stones "white",a was on a fuckin downer man!,what will it take tae get me the fuck oota army life!!after paintin kerbs fur aboot 5 hours a ended up back in the jail,"wash them brushes out watson",theres turps over there" so.........a grabbed a bag and pored this fluid into a bag and stuffed it doon ma trousers,got marched back to ma cell and lay in bed" sudedenly a grabbed this bag a stole and started breathing the fumes in!!!!!!!within minutes a was on cloud cuckoo land,a must of spaced out and woke up suddenly"......only to see a priest at the bottom of my bed giving me the last rites!!!!!............ 100% true"as a opened ma eyes, the priest pure fuckin shit himself.........."jesus christ he shouted ure alive!!!fuckin duh!!!!!

new ~new~ new ~new~ daily joke

Woman sees sign outside pet shop CLITORIS LICKING FROG 50p.
so she goes in and says i,d like to see the clitoris licking frog please, and the bloke behind the counter winks and says....... BONJOUR.!





omfggg i got that as a txt mesage and laffed me fukin ass off

due to pop demand

ok readers of jokers blog,ive had a few peeps on me messenger askin me for some more prank calls,and who am i too argue :-),am just the janitor around here..... im soo busy adding mpegs etc me diaries are behind soooo

after these hillarious prank calls im adding the infamous jokers "last rites diary", this is the diary wen i nearly topped meself,why? ...well u will just have too wait and see,ya nosey bastards lol....... ok for those that asked me here are some funny prank calls ...... and if u got kids in the house get ya earphones on there adultish enjoy...........luvvly jubbly

SEXY_BITCH.mp3

vibrator.mp3

dog.mp3

aol.mp3

learn chinese

ok heres the original

Proclaimers - I Wo...

and heres another /sunshine on leith!!

Proclaimers - Suns...

ok there something good thats came outta scotland

aye its the proclaimers,the gorgeous twins(lmfao),i must say tho there music was good ,and is still heard around up here in scotland.... normally wen i cant get a fukin taxi home from the old oak in ......... lol

enjoy......... joker.

The Proclaimers fe...

another prank call

chinese_chicken.mp...

right peeps serious now?

i got huge pc problems,as u know i use msn explorer,which signs me into messenger on auto,over past two days its dying a slow death,im gettin Dd help errors,gdxi errors,and wen someone signs in a cant see fuck all ,has it got too the stage where a pc can catch aids? lol ffs just look @ me desktop after the last crash?

ever seen so many fuck ups.........maybe its all the wimen i talk too online.... next time im wearing a condom rofllllllll

but...... still manage too use internet explorer for now,and sign into messenger seperately....but weven thats starting too go wonky..if im offline over the next 24 hours u know im awae down the barras market in glasgow)to get a dodgy copy lmao.......

yes this works!!! how to make xp look like vista

try the new jokergoogle

a hillarious prank call