halloween diary

halloween diary!!aye!!

remember them days eh!!,when your mum used to dress us all up as fukin pirates)for a change ),racing each other round the doors to see who could get the most tangerines,a remember the time myself,aileen& and stephen were sent out,and ended up bangin mr mackeys door over the road(big mad mentle bobby we called him(what a nut job he was a ..bible basher,there was us shoving each other towards his door!! go on!! go on!! chap i,ta swear to this day he had a seat behind the dor coz as soon as a chapped it,he was there ,ahhhhh!! the watsons eh!!......tttttttrrriicccccckk orrr tttrrreeatttt a stuttered out(did a mention a had the worst fekin stammer in scotland,right in you come he said as we flew in his living room!!,& wit you gonna do for me,alan!! gulp!!,em um!! a joke a said..........fekin bad move alan,it was aboot jesus on a rubber cross,then he had us dookin fir apples,and the big eegit kept stickin my head under,he only took his foot off ma head tae let me breath .,then suddenly out the blue,he screams!! "right the lot of you sit on that couch,and he reaches behind the settee and brings out this big guitar wae jesus badges plastered all over it!!....................right yir not gettin out till you all sing "yes!"jesus loves me"///////////ffs a screamed is he for real?l am outta here,we goes too the door and the big maddo had bolted it.ended up the three of us in tears blastin out yes jesus loves me!!,he finally let us out,we sprinted over the road told ma dad, who went over and knocked his lamps oot