aldos diaries re-incarnated(army life 1)
.............after havin a shite up bringin i decided the army was for me,my mum sent me into hamilton to the army careers office one dae,a was soo fekin thick @ the time a even failed the entry exams,a could only count upto ten! as thats how many fingers a had(lol), enefin past that ,then a wiz fooked..........so a was sent packing.......,till my mum sat me down every nite afore she went ttoo work,and got me a wee scrap book full a sums,a then went back too hamilton one day and passed... -----> wot a FKIN BAD MISTAKE THAT WIZ.... whilst waitin for the army too decide where a was goin,a popped into the navy office in glasgow one day for a laff,and ended up signing up for the gay boys..............a was sat at home one day in coltness minding ma own buissness and a landrover pulled up ootside ma house !it was only the f*kin military police tae say a was a.w.o.l .........ffs a was due tae be in portsmouth 3 weeks afore!! tut tut"..after half a hour arguin the toss,a showed them ma army enlistment letter,aye a was goin tae aldershot,and thats when ma crazy life really took off...........if u want funny ! then read these next instalments............................................ a arrived at glasgow train station on a sunday to go tae the big city(london).well aldershot! where ever that was..,the last thing a remember was my mum waving me off,sayin tae her self.....thank fek a ended up getting totally drunk after meetin 5 guys whom were also goin tae the same training camp...,we piled onto a train headin fur no mans land.........what a was about tae let masell in for a will never know!!,but,hey!! am still here tae tell ma stories............after staggerin off a train in london we boarded another headin for aldershot!.........a soon sobered up when we arrived,and heard the screamin off a little hitler whom had a lorry outside the station too greet us......right ladies he screamed!! those whom are fur buller barracks stand in a straight line!! he called out oor names,then said "those wae a dad wan step forward!! !!! watson!! where the fek u goin get back!!! ma life was just aboot tae change,and pronto,we arrived at this camp,a swear it was colditz...................wanna read more!!!
.............after havin a shite up bringin i decided the army was for me,my mum sent me into hamilton to the army careers office one dae,a was soo fekin thick @ the time a even failed the entry exams,a could only count upto ten! as thats how many fingers a had(lol), enefin past that ,then a wiz fooked..........so a was sent packing.......,till my mum sat me down every nite afore she went ttoo work,and got me a wee scrap book full a sums,a then went back too hamilton one day and passed... -----> wot a FKIN BAD MISTAKE THAT WIZ.... whilst waitin for the army too decide where a was goin,a popped into the navy office in glasgow one day for a laff,and ended up signing up for the gay boys..............a was sat at home one day in coltness minding ma own buissness and a landrover pulled up ootside ma house !it was only the f*kin military police tae say a was a.w.o.l .........ffs a was due tae be in portsmouth 3 weeks afore!! tut tut"..after half a hour arguin the toss,a showed them ma army enlistment letter,aye a was goin tae aldershot,and thats when ma crazy life really took off...........if u want funny ! then read these next instalments............................................ a arrived at glasgow train station on a sunday to go tae the big city(london).well aldershot! where ever that was..,the last thing a remember was my mum waving me off,sayin tae her self.....thank fek a ended up getting totally drunk after meetin 5 guys whom were also goin tae the same training camp...,we piled onto a train headin fur no mans land.........what a was about tae let masell in for a will never know!!,but,hey!! am still here tae tell ma stories............after staggerin off a train in london we boarded another headin for aldershot!.........a soon sobered up when we arrived,and heard the screamin off a little hitler whom had a lorry outside the station too greet us......right ladies he screamed!! those whom are fur buller barracks stand in a straight line!! he called out oor names,then said "those wae a dad wan step forward!! !!! watson!! where the fek u goin get back!!! ma life was just aboot tae change,and pronto,we arrived at this camp,a swear it was colditz...................wanna read more!!!
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