well it finally arrived(aldo looses his virginity).......hey it had to happen wan day....your probably all thinking ok! whit lucky german lassie was it??well ure all wrong :-) it happened wae a scottish lassie,she was a sargeants daughter i rescued from a bunch of drunken army guys in a naffi bar..................read on"if i remember right it was a week-end in the barracks naffi bar,the place was mobbed and obviously i spotted a few lassies sat alongside a bunch a drunken squaddies.as the day went on and after a good drinking session,i made my way back to my block& lay on the bed listning to music and some how nodded off...........suddenly i heard a scream outside my door and went to have a look only to see one of the girls i spotted in the naffi earlier running down the corridor,bawling and shouting ,she ran straight towards me,forcing me back in the room,help me she said" these two guys are trying it on with me"............a mean come on! who in there right fuckin mind goes back to a room with two drunken squaddies eh?so being the hero i locked the door and kept her company till i managed to sneak her back out the gates when darkness came,she asked me if i wanted to go for a drink" who the fuck was i to say no?...........i managed to get a taxi into bunde town and headed for a quiet pub in the centre.we sat there for a good few hours,having a few laughs,it was nice to talk to a scottish lassie for a change , she reached over ,kissed me on the lips ,and whispered in my ear ,i owe you one alan thankyou"...............for fuck sake my legs went to jelly,she was intelligent,good looking,had a fine ass on her,and a nice pair a tits :-).come ouside with me she said!.............."hellooooooo" wheelchair for watson!!,a was shaking,ma legs just gave in...............this was a sargeants daughter" a no no" dont mess with a sargeants daughter ,i had the devil on one side of my head saying "go for it aldo" and an angel on the other saying" u dare son.do u not find me attractive she said?,...attractive" a spurtted out" your fuckin gorgeous.she grabbed hold off my hand and led me outside,and around the back of the pub we were in,i could see my life flash before me&had a flashback of some sargeant kicking my cunt in for taking advantage of her precious daughter"..hey it was the other way about,she was gagging for it:-)..................slamming me up against a wall,she started ripping at my shirt,a want you i want you"she said in a sexy scottish voice:-)............well,want no fuckin more doll (hahaha), i gave into temptation ramming my hand down her jeans...geezzzzzzz talk about wet",before i knew it she was on her knees,so this is a bj",wowwwwww my eyes were rollin,she pulled me onto the floor taking one leg out her jeans,opening her legs&dragging me on top"...fuck me u scotch bastard she said(laffin my ass off),i slowly entered her,she wrapped her legs around my hips,dragging me deeper inside her.............holy shit",before i knew it she forced me onto my back and rode me like a rabbit,she was one noisy bitch, i had to put my hand over her mouth to stop her squeeling like a pig,finally it was over.......all them years of waiting finally paid off...aldo a virgin no more. from that day on i humped anything and everything,till one day i nearly got caught pumping some army guys wife when i went A.W.O.L,but thats in the next diary.....its so funny.. check back soon .....aldo...
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Friday, 9 March 2007
diary........ joker a virgin soldier no more :-)
well it finally arrived(aldo looses his virginity).......hey it had to happen wan day....your probably all thinking ok! whit lucky german lassie was it??well ure all wrong :-) it happened wae a scottish lassie,she was a sargeants daughter i rescued from a bunch of drunken army guys in a naffi bar..................read on"if i remember right it was a week-end in the barracks naffi bar,the place was mobbed and obviously i spotted a few lassies sat alongside a bunch a drunken squaddies.as the day went on and after a good drinking session,i made my way back to my block& lay on the bed listning to music and some how nodded off...........suddenly i heard a scream outside my door and went to have a look only to see one of the girls i spotted in the naffi earlier running down the corridor,bawling and shouting ,she ran straight towards me,forcing me back in the room,help me she said" these two guys are trying it on with me"............a mean come on! who in there right fuckin mind goes back to a room with two drunken squaddies eh?so being the hero i locked the door and kept her company till i managed to sneak her back out the gates when darkness came,she asked me if i wanted to go for a drink" who the fuck was i to say no?...........i managed to get a taxi into bunde town and headed for a quiet pub in the centre.we sat there for a good few hours,having a few laughs,it was nice to talk to a scottish lassie for a change , she reached over ,kissed me on the lips ,and whispered in my ear ,i owe you one alan thankyou"...............for fuck sake my legs went to jelly,she was intelligent,good looking,had a fine ass on her,and a nice pair a tits :-).come ouside with me she said!.............."hellooooooo" wheelchair for watson!!,a was shaking,ma legs just gave in...............this was a sargeants daughter" a no no" dont mess with a sargeants daughter ,i had the devil on one side of my head saying "go for it aldo" and an angel on the other saying" u dare son.do u not find me attractive she said?,...attractive" a spurtted out" your fuckin gorgeous.she grabbed hold off my hand and led me outside,and around the back of the pub we were in,i could see my life flash before me&had a flashback of some sargeant kicking my cunt in for taking advantage of her precious daughter"..hey it was the other way about,she was gagging for it:-)..................slamming me up against a wall,she started ripping at my shirt,a want you i want you"she said in a sexy scottish voice:-)............well,want no fuckin more doll (hahaha), i gave into temptation ramming my hand down her jeans...geezzzzzzz talk about wet",before i knew it she was on her knees,so this is a bj",wowwwwww my eyes were rollin,she pulled me onto the floor taking one leg out her jeans,opening her legs&dragging me on top"...fuck me u scotch bastard she said(laffin my ass off),i slowly entered her,she wrapped her legs around my hips,dragging me deeper inside her.............holy shit",before i knew it she forced me onto my back and rode me like a rabbit,she was one noisy bitch, i had to put my hand over her mouth to stop her squeeling like a pig,finally it was over.......all them years of waiting finally paid off...aldo a virgin no more. from that day on i humped anything and everything,till one day i nearly got caught pumping some army guys wife when i went A.W.O.L,but thats in the next diary.....its so funny.. check back soon .....aldo...
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