jokers final army diary getting out!!

well it had tae happen in the end!! my much awaited discharge:-)i awoke in my favourite room! (a cell in catterick camp) yes! i was in jail yet againenough was enough, i wanted out and fuckin pronto.and was prepared to do any crime to work my ticket and another few months in the jailwouldnt hurt me,i was well used to it. i was lay on my bunk one day when the saregeant came in.ok watson ure in front off the commanding officer in the morning,what fuckin now i shouted!!just be ready for 09:00 hours. i was woke up about 07:00 and felt like i was going to the fuckin gas chambers :-)taken for a last breakfast ,compliments of the army catering corps(slop jockeys)at 08:45am i was marched from the guardroom across the parade square in front of my buddies!!go on aldo!!,they shouted. "dont let the fuckers grind you down"i pissed maself laughin,as i was marched towards the commanding officers door"and stood outside with one guard in front and one behind!......the door opens and the sargeant screams!!! quick march!!, i slams my foot down in front off the big chiefs desk.screaming my name rank and number!.......ok watson at ease he says...your sentence is up in a weeks time!,what is your intentions?i took a deep breath in! and said/ is this off the record??? go for it he said!..... ok..... when i am released from that shithole you call a prison? i am off again, you,ure guards, and your army, kin go take two fucks to ureself (sir)i could see the colour change in his fuckin face,as the two guards nearly choked with laughter.i was infact a wee bit surprised, when he said ok watson,ure getting youre wish!...you will leave this camp, no longer a soldier........"FUCKIN YALDIE" i thought... mmmm wits the catch here a said?watson!!!, u once were a good soldier,you choose to lead a life that the army can no longer put up with.....i left the army with exactly what i joined with? (fuck all)apart from my hgv liciences,a head full off diaries,and a virgin (no more)thankyou........a.l.d.o. the cooler king"