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Sunday, 1 April 2007

the creation of a pussy!!!

seven wise men,with knowledge so fine
created a pussy to their design.
first was a butcher,smart with wit!
using a knife,he gave it a slit!.
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second was a carpenter,strong and bold
with hammer and chisel,he gave it a hole
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third was a tailor,tall and thin
by using red velvet,he lined its within.
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fourth was a hunter, short and stout
with a piece of fur,he lined it without.
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fifth was a fisherman,nast as hell
he threw in a fish,and gave it a smell!.
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sixth was a preacher,whos name was Mcgee
who blessed it and said it could pee.
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finally came a soldier somewhat of a runt
he sucked it,and fucked it,and called it a cunt!!!
joker 2007

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